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At the Rest Stop

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

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I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"  And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,
"No, I'm a little busy right now!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering my questions!!"